{Book Review} I Ate All Your Cookies



Parents love their kids very much, they feed them, clothe them, and even wipe their butts, but who wouldn’t love to tell their kids they ate all the good stuff while they were asleep, just to see the pissed off looks on their faces, every once and awhile?

I Ate All Your Cookies hilariously reveals all the secret truths that parents would love to share with their children. From blowing the cover on who Santa really is to revealing that the dog is not actually living on a farm chasing bunnies, this book shares hundreds of relatable thoughts for any parent who’s ever considered letting their kids know they really feel.

Laugh along as you read everything you've always wanted to say to your kids:

  • You’re so right. Brussels Sprouts are disgusting. But the great part about being a grownup is that I’m sure as hell not going to eat them…but you are!
  • I almost always lie about the time so you have to go to bed earlier.
  • I generally stop listening to you tell me about your day after thirty seconds of “and then we drew shapes and then…”
  • The only thing worse than the sound of you singing is the sound of you singing in unison with others just like you.
I Ate All Your Cookies is the perfect laugh therapy for any parent! What’s better than poking fun at your kids without them actually knowing?

Any parent has days where they would love to just tell the truth; when their little monster has asked for the one hundredth time "What happened to all of the ice cream or where did the tray of brownies go?" Yes, the truth is funny, but as a parent how often have you bitten your bottom lip, instead of saying what was on your mind! This book would make a great shower gift or a gift for any new mom. 

I Ate ALL Your Cookies can be found at all major retailers, and is available this holiday for purchase.

*I was not compensated for this review, but send a copy so that I could give my personal review. All thoughts and opinions are my own.

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